The Worst Day of My Life..ekeke

For more than an hour, a man sat at a bar staring into his glass. Suddenly a burly truck driver sat down next to him, grabbed the guy's drink and gulped it down.

The poor fellow burst into tears.

"Oh, come on, pal," the truckie said.

"I was just joking. Here I'll buy you another one."

"No, that's not it," the man blubbered. "This has been the worst day of my entire life. This morning
I was late for work and ended up getting fired. When I left the office I found my car had been stolen,
so I had to walk ten kilometers home.Then I walked in and found my wife with another man, so I came here.

And just when I'm about to end it all, You show up and drink my kungfu queen Poison"


The blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is exposed."

"Oh. my God", says the blonde.

"I left the baby on the bus!"


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